It was 1998 and as I sat there, literally exhausted from a night of freight hauling in the troublesome skies over upstate New York.  In walks then Congressman, Charles "Chucky" Schumer.  He was on the campaign trail with his motley crew of young leftist idealogues (college students working on his staff).  He talked on what was then a shoe-sized cell phone while his band of animals chased each other around a facility at the Buffalo airport called Prior Aviation.  "Prior" had been my home, off and on for 3 years.  A night freight dog's gotta have somewhere to bed down every now and then right?

Maybe ole Chucky's cell phone was too complex for him to operate but in any case he strode up to the payphones to make a call right next to me as I was on the phone trying to reach my dispatcher.  He looked at me, I looked at him and he knew that I knew who he was.  By the late 90's I had awakened from a state of political hibernation (i.e. ignorance) and learned that Chucky Schumer, now Senator of New York, was a contemptible and viscious political foe.  A committed Stahlinist, who stopped at nothing to destroy people standing in his way.  I also knew that the most dangerous place a human being can stand is between Chucky and a TV camera as he will most assuredly run you down to get in front of it.  Hence, this has earned him his much beloved title as the one and only "TV Asswhole". 

Since taking over contol of our nation's Legislative Branch last November when the U.S. electorate had what I've called "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", the Democrats have used Sen. Chucky Schumer as their battering ram.  If you view C-SPAN or other news venues even a minimal amount, you'll see him on there with the half-glasses hanging off the end of his nose, acting high and mighty while making mountains out of molehills!  Guess who's paying for this?  YOU!

I finished my phone call and walked over to the popcorn machine, a popular destination for any civilian pilot when stuck sitting at the airport.  Up walks Schmucky, uh I mean Chucky and he says "How are you today, sir?"  After letting him know I was tired but ok, he said "I'm Chuck Schumer, running for U.S. Senator and I'd appreciate your consideration when you vote." I watched his animals, still running wild around the facility, jumping over chairs, throwing paper airplanes and screaming at each other.  Then I let loose with my classic response, "Let me put it this way, I listen to Rush Limbaugh."  Always the quick wit, Chucky laughed and screamed to his clan, "Hey everybody, we're already down by ONE!"

Folks, I have bad news for you about the Empire State's "Prince of Hypocrisy".  It has been announced that Eliot Spitzer will be stepping down as governor of New York.  The good news is that he will now be running against Clinton and Obama for the spot as Democrat nominee for president.  Oh joy!

Just think about it!  Spitzer is just like the "Father of 9/11" and we know what a terrific legacy he left behind.  Why he's young, attractive, articulate, egotistical and as crooked as the day is long!  So why not make him president?  He can run alongside Hillary and her "loyal" husband, Spitzer can take the top (of the ticket) and Hillary can take the bottom. :)  Democrat voters, who in 1998 thought Bill Clinton's perjury and obstruction of justice were badges of honor, will flock to this ticket like flies to you-know-what.  McCain won't stand a chance!

But of course folks, I am being facetious here and highly illustrative as well.  Today's Democrat party is a party of hypocrites, plain and simple.  Whether it be Al Gore climbing on and off a 50,000 pound corporate jet while complaining about global warming or Patty Murray demagoguing John McCain's watchdog treatment of Boeing Aircraft in the 767 tanker program, there's a common thread which binds these liberals who control the party.  It is to make up the rules as you go and hope the disengaged electorate of ignoramuses never notice. 

Back in 1998, Bill Clinton disgraced the Oval Office just like Eliot Spitzer has disgraced Albany today.  But this party of hypocrites will make Spitzer step down even though his offenses are much less egregious.  What's the difference?  That's for you to figure out because it's way above my paygrade.

Ways to pay for the Democrat "Do-Overs" in Florida and Michigan

Folks, the future is clear.  If Florida and Michigan do not re-vote, Obama will end up getting screwed.  Now, this is where skin color comes into the equation.  If Obama was white, he would REALLY end up being screwed but fortunately for him, he's black so a re-vote will definitely happen!  But the question remains, how to pay for it?  The estimated costs are 12 million bucks for Michigan and 24 million for Florida.  That's chump change for high-power liberals who have access to some of the deepest pockets on earth!  But just in case they do end up having trouble picking those pockets, let's all put on our thinking caps and come up with some ideas.  I worked all night but I believe it was worth the effort as these ideas truly have merit:

Now for the differences which are quite significant.  Hillary is shrill, abusive and has shown a temper that rivals her husband's.  She also exhibits Al Gore-like stiffness and has that blood curdling cackle that would peel wallpaper!  Obama on the other hand is mild mannered, sauve and I must admit quite likable.  His dynamic personality and enviable oratory skills make him a formidable foe this November and he is by far the bigger threat for the McCain camp.