Posted by
The INFORMER (Cokie907@yahoo.com) on Thursday, June 11, 2009 1:43:34 PM
Boy I'd like to read Letterman his Miranda Rights, heck I'd settle for reading him the riot act after the way he treated Sarah Palin and her daughter the other night. This guy is certainly a colossal and glittering example of a dunderheaded douchebag folks, if I ever did see one!
You remember my 2 names for Letterman right? I've been calling him "Crusty the Clown" and "the ignorant dufus" for close to 2 years here at the Meat and Potatoes Blog. My suspicion is when Simpsons creator Matt Groening drew the face for "Crusty the Clown", he used Letterman's face as the template but he made Crusty cuter. I'm serious, this guy puts the "ugg" in "ugg-ly"! He's worth millions of dollars and it took him how many years to finally convince a woman to sleep with him? Then he ends up having a kid out of wedlock with her.....a perfect example of a Democrat constituent if you ever could find one.
Oh sure, Letterman is funny but history is loaded with dufuses, fools and utter rubes who were entertaining. Years ago, we thought Tiny Tim playing "Tiptoe through the tulips" on his ukele was funny, remember? Just watch the Letterman interview where Bill O'Reilly mopped the floor with this sorry, worn-out idiot and you'll understand why I call him "the ignorant dufus". Letterman is such a dunderheaded douchebag that he could debate Algore (the Tennessee 2 by 4) and lose miserably!
Getting back to the subject of "Miranda Rights", did you know this? According to Congressman Mike Rogers of MI, Obama is having our troops read "Miranda Rights" to captured terrorists! I'm not kidding. So I get the picture, we're back to fighting this war like it's a law enforcement issue, as we did under Bill "the Father of 9/11" Clinton. What's next? Are we going to paint military Humvees like police cruisers and put "To protect and serve" on the fender. This is ridiculous! While we're at it, guess we better make our troops grow moustaches, eat donuts, wear black leather gloves and talk on their cellphones all day!
One last tidbit, I've heard that David Letterman is hot on the tail of MSNBC news maven Contessa Brewer after she admitted on the air yesterday that she doesn't mind being CALLED A $LUT IN PUBLIC. Here's the link to the clip if you'd to see her admit it!