Posted by
The INFORMER (Cokie907@yahoo.com) on Saturday, February 21, 2009 1:56:27 PM
The highly acclaimed and much sought after "global warming" is back folks. This time with all the force and fury of a Bill Clinton appearance at a female intern convention! :-)~ I'm running around here like a chicken with my head cut-off as I turn to "green energy" solutions for drying my clothes (too cheap to turn on the dryer), open up all the windows in the house and pull out a Corvette named "Roxanne" for a fresh wash and coat of McGuire's NXT Generation Tech Wax. Mmmmmmm....
After all that hard work, it will be time to take a well deserved cruise to my super secret hideaway on Norris Lake for a trek to the "eagle's perch" where the sunsets are beyond compare. FDR-era socialism may have bankrupted the nation, but I believe Norris Lake was the one good thing to come out of it all! :-)
As far as the "global warming" goes, I believe it was VP Dick Cheney who said it best: "I'm starting to think that Al Gore is right about all this global warming, or as I like to call it......SPRING!" haha