Posted by
The INFORMER (Cokie907@yahoo.com) on Sunday, January 11, 2009 12:07:54 PM
This little ditty was given to me by a young, vivacious, brilliant, gun-toting female first officer who flies for the same company I do. It's a succint representation of the unprincipled, unpatriotic jackasses who infest a once great party. Remember my slogan for these guys? "We start with a D, end with an S and we've got RAT in the middle."
Here's how I got ahold of it. My mood was kind of down for one reason or another that day, in other words I was "cranky Plankey". I report to the airplane (late as usual), hastily throw my flight bag in the holder and by the way, notice long blonde hair in the seat next to me which means I really have to watch my language. But the first thing that REALLY grabbed my attention was a bumper sticker affixed to my control column (called the yoke in an airplane). This forward thinking gal, having heard of my reputation as a staunch conservative, actually went out and bought this item for me. How thoughtful! The sticker was titled "The Seven Pillars of Liberalism". Here we go!
THE SEVEN PILLARS OF LIBERALISM
J - Just Deny It
A- Always Blame America
C- Clinton is Good, Perjury is Very Bad
K- Kill Innocent Babies, Not Convicted Murderers
A- Al-Qaeda has Rights, Christians Do Not
S- Support Our Troops by Rooting Against Them
S- Socialism: There Is No Substitute
Anyone notice what it spells? (smiles)
I'd like to thank this young, conservative lady for brightening my day and changing my mood immeasurably for the better! As one of my Meat and Potatoes Loyalists and a diehard Grassroots Trooper, she knows who she is.....