There's nothing democratic about the Democrat party.
Our name is easy: Starts with a "D", ends with an "S" and has "RAT" in the middle! :-)
The Great Depression was the best thing that ever happened to us.
We believe in "Affirmative Action" for EVERYTHING, even giving out home loans. :-)
We CREATE problems, so we can show you how good BIG government is at fixing them!
Democrat and Demagogue.....both start with "Dem". Coincidence? I think not.
We get OUR voters the old-fashioned way, we BRIBE them!
We can twist the truth into a pretzel and still get people to believe us.
If you like our presidential nomination process, you'll love the way we run Congress.
We get elected by spreading the seeds of despair in a politically opportunistic way.
We're for free speech, until you disagree with us, then we'll shut you up. (i.e. Fairness Doctrine)
We've created 6 out of the last 2 recessions and we're proud of it.
Aks not what YOU can do for your country, but what your country can do for YOUUUU!
Putin Putin, he's our man, if he can't restore communism.....nobody can!
The only thing we have to OFFERRR.....is FEAR itself!
Everyone should own a home, even if they can't afford to pay the mortgage.
We'd rather buy oil from terrorists than drill for it ourselves because we're smart.
We've got more in common with Ahmadinejad than we thought!
We've done more for President Bush's legacy than the terrorists!
We're against illegal wiretapping, unless we need to snoop on the tramps that Bill slept with!
The Democrat party: Stupid ignoramuses need to belong to something, right?
We're not happy until you're not happy.
Sure we're pusssies, but we're also liars and hypocrites, what's your point?
We change our position because one position is just too uncomfortable.
Equal rights matter, particularly when it comes to terrorists and criminals.
We'd rather concern ourselves with the polar bear than an unborn child.
If we can lose this war, things can be just like they were after Vietnam!
We've done more for the cigar industry than Fidel Castro!
Truth is relative, facts are boring, just make stuff up!
And a few more for you to snicker at:
Obama, Clinton and Edwards: Reminding us of a movie called "Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest"
Liberalism: Its like putting together a jigsaw puzzle where none of the pieces fit!
Democrats are the good-hands people, put out your hands and say to everyone: "I'm a Democrat today, fill up my hands, FILL UP MY HANDS!!!"
Hillary Slogans:
Hey Hillary, See You Next Tuesday!
Let's hit rock bottom, Vote for Rodham!
Obama Slogans:
Give hope to Osama, Vote for Obama
My pastor hates America more than your pastor.
Obama: He's not even Palin' by comparison.
If Bill Clinton was the first black president, then Obama must be his twin brother!
Future book I'm working on about Democrats:
Snobs, Liars and Hypocrites (oh yeah...and cowards too!)
What's the difference between a Republican and Democrat voter? A Republican asks a candidate "What are you going to do for my country?" while a Democrat says "What are you going to do for ME?"