Posted by
The INFORMER (Cokie907@yahoo.com) on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:31:40 PM
Perhaps work bummed you out today? Keep these funny nicknames handy and have a laugh at these infamous liberals' expense! :)
John McCain (AZ Senator) - John McLAME, the Tunnel Rat
Mike Huckabee (AR Governor) - Captain Cliche, Suck-A-Bee, Huck-a-phony
Sandy Berger (NSA under Slick Willie) - Sandy Bur-glar, Uncle of 9/11
Madeline Albright - Half-bright, Not-so-bright, Mother of 9/11
Nancy Pelosi (California) - Blinky, Stretch, the Tuna Lover
Harry Reid (Nevada) - Dingy Harry, the Body, the Mendacious Pipsqueak
Richard Durbin (Illinois) - Turban Durbin,
the Pander Bear
Steny Hoyer (Maryland) - Stempy,
The Horse Manure Salesman
Arlen Specter (Pennsylvania) - Marble-Mouth, Sen. Spectacle
Robert Byrd (West Virginia) -
the Klan-Man, Sheets,
the Human Sleeping PillBarak Obama (Illinois) - Osama Obama, Dumbo the Elephant, the King of Vagaries
Ted Kennedy (Mass.) - the Swimmer, the Drunken Sot, Mr. Manslaughter
John Edwards (North Carolina) - the Breck girl, Slip 'n fall lawyer, Mr. Hypocrisy
Bill Clinton - Father of 9/11, Mr. Perjury, Slick Willie, Der Schleikmeister, "BJ" Clinton
Al Gore - the Tennessee 2 x 4, An Inconvenient Windbag
Joe Lieberman (Connecticut) - the Melting Clown, Loser-man
Joseph Biden (Delaware) - Plugs, the Human Copier, Mr. Hoof in Mouth
Bill Richardson (NM Governor) - the BIG Enchilada
John F'ing Kerry (Mass.) - the Great Equivocator, Lerch, the Human Drone
Hillary Clinton (NY) - Her Thighness, Queen Shrill-ery, the Artful Dodger, Aunt of 9/11
Chuck Hagel (Nebraska) - Senator Betray-Us, Schmagel
Barney Frank (Mass.) - the Fenway "Frank" Lover, The Rear Admiral
Chuck Schumer (NY) - Chucky, the TV Asswhole
Harold Ford, Jr. - the Tennessee Reject, the Punk Legislator, Junior
Patrick Leahy (Vermont) - Leaky Leahy
Jim McDermott - Baghdad Jim
Al Sharpton - Not-So-Sharpton
Jesse Jackson - "Hi-Jack"-son
Jane Fonda (Outer space) - Hanoi Jane
Sean Penn (La La land) - the Dwarf
David Letterman (Twilight Zone) - Crusty the Clown, Ignorant Dufus
Barbara Boxer (California) - the Chihauha
David Bonoir (Michigan) - the Pit Yorkie
Jack Murtha (Pennsylvania) - the Big Mouthed Curmudgeon
Last but not least, a name for ALL the ignorant liberal jackasses who think: Bush knocked down the towers, the Iraq war is about oil and our armed forces are evil. These people are known by me as.......
THE VIET-WRONG
Note: Nicknames in bold-face print are ones that belong to the Meat and Potatoes Blog :)