Perhaps you are immersed in the post-Christmas doldrums. You've played with all your new stuff but it can't keep you from thinking about your "busted-out" waistline. Have a laugh as you read these NEW Democrat slogans. Only funny because they're true folks!
Putin Putin, he's our man, if he can't restore communism.....nobody can!
Democrat and Demagogue.....both start with "Dem". Coincidence? I think not.
We'd rather buy oil from terrorists than make it ourselves, because we're smart.
We've got more in common with Ahmadinejad than we thought!
We can twist the truth into a pretzel and still get people to believe us.
We've done more for President Bush's legacy than the terrorists!
Watch as our presidential candidates have a 3-way socialistic orgy.
We're against illegal wiretapping, unless we need to snoop on the tramps that Bill slept with!
The Democrat party: Stupid ignoramuses need to belong to something, right?
We're not happy until you're not happy.
Sure we're pusssies, but we're also liars and hypocrites, what's your point?
We change our position because one position is just too uncomfortable.
We're for free speech, until you disagree with us, then we'll shut you up.
Equal rights matter, particularly when it comes to terrorists and criminals.
We'd rather concern ourselves with the spotted owl than an unborn child.
If we can lose this war, things can be just like they were after Vietnam!
We've done more for the cigar industry than Fidel Castro!
Truth is relative, facts are boring, just make stuff up!
And a few more for you to snicker at:
Obama, Clinton and Edwards: Reminding us of a movie called "Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest"
Liberalism: Its like putting together a jigsaw puzzle where none of the pieces fit!
Democrats are the good-hands people, put out your hands and say to everyone: "I'm a Democrat today, fill up my hands, FILL UP MY HANDS!!!"
There's nothing democratic about the Democrat party.
Hey Hillary, See You Next Tuesday!
Future book I'm working on about Democrats:
Snobs, Liars and Hypocrites (oh yeah...and cowards too!)
What's the difference between a Republican and Democrat voter? A Republican asks a candidate "What are you going to do for my country?" while a Democrat says "What are you going to do for ME?"