Posted by
The INFORMER (Cokie907@yahoo.com) on Monday, January 07, 2008 2:36:20 PM
...and the Academy Award for best "crocodile tears" moment while starring in a presidential election role goes to: (drum roll please) Hillary Rodham Clinton!
Folks, I just saw the video of Shrill-ary at some town hall-style event where she really gets personal and even sheds some tears over the how tired she is, how sad she is and how she'll keep on fighting for America's future. How desperate the Clinton camp must be to resort to this style of campaigning! My goodness.
Yes Shrill-ary, your like-ability is in the toilet but you will not raise it up by shedding crocodile tears during an impassioned plea for New Hampshire votes. There would only be ONE way to improve your like-ability and that would be to go rent the Delorean from Dr. Emmet Brown, set the date on the computer to January 20, 1993 and accelerate that sucker to 88 miles per hour. Then hum Huey Lewis and the News' "Back in Time" to yourself and hope you don't run into a building when you come out of the time warp.
If you were able to go back to that point Madame Hillary, you could rewrite history. You'd be able to remove the demagoguery and bitter partisanship that characterized you and your husband's political approach. Problem is: YOU were the one who drove all that bitter partisanship that resulted in a polarized nation, the likes of which no political analyst or historian has ever seen since the Civil War! Even though Newt Gingrich's mom is no longer with us, the words she whispered to Connie Chung still live on.
What exactly did she say Hillary, surely you remember don't you?