Posted by
The INFORMER (Cokie907@yahoo.com) on Thursday, December 06, 2007 9:15:32 PM
My days of idolotry for Chuck Norris have long since passed but I have been reminded of him lately thanks to the campaign strategy of that new presidential sensation known as: The Huck-Ster! That's right, Mike Huckabee has somehow been able to woo ole Chuck away from the set of "Walker: Texas Ranger" and make him star in some pretty impressive campaign commercials (if you're a dunderhead). Have you seen them?
Well next time you do, think of this analogy I present before you today as you remember back to the days of all those great Chuck Norris movies. You watched with amazement and like me, even a touch of idolotry as he kicked one foe's booty after another. One by one, his adversaries would get back up and run his way, eager for another dose of Chuck's specialty, a swift karate chop/kick to the noggin'! Did you ever sit there and wonder why the 3 or 4 opponents never decided to gang-up and rush ole Chuck at the same time? I remember vividly like it was yesterday saying to my friends in western Mass: "That's such wicked BS guys......the dudes with the black masks could all attack at once and Norris would be taken out....BIG TIME!" This was in the 1980's if you've not figured it out by now so let's fast forward to present day and SLAM my powerful analogy home.
Imagine Chuck Norris standing in the same movie set surrounded by the same 4 masked opponents. But this time Chuck is wearing a shirt that reads "United States of America". Each of his opponents have on shirts too but theirs read "Iran", "New Soviet Union", "China" and this huge, really scary looking guy has a shirt on which reads: "Illegal immigration". Each of these opponents have learned the proper way to attack a formidable force such as Chuck Norris. Come at him by yourself and he is sure to bludgeon you like he did back in the 1980's! This time a new strategy is employed by which the attackers have coordinated their efforts, before coming face to face with Chuck.
They begin to circle him in a threatening manner and he looks at them, attempting to figure out which one will be the first to meet his fury. Imagine his shock and dismay to see "China", "Soviet Union" and "Iran" all make their advance at once. He is stunned and confused as the 3 attackers grab onto him and pull him to the floor. Flailing about, kicking and screaming, he mounts his best resistance as "Illegal Immigration" comes over and sits right on top of his face, thereby smothering him to death.
Chuck has finally been vanquished, after all these years. Problem is that Chuck is "America" in this analogy and America is US.... or our children after we have passed along to the nether regions. America has been a world's superpower far too long and these opponents see fit to change the status-quo. Don't let them be successful by becoming a "Meat and Potatoes Loyalist". Once I equip you with the knowledge you need to do "intellectual combat", you will become a bonafide "Grassroots Trooper" and the sky will be the limit.