Posted by
The INFORMER (Cokie907@yahoo.com) on Saturday, September 01, 2007 4:15:43 PM
Their names are Larry Craig and Mark Foley and they'll fit right in at your Democratic table! Heck, you might even give them a chairmanship if they can get elected in 2008! So what if one guy likes airport bathrooms and the other guy is a diddler who used the internet to flirt with a teenage Congressional intern. That should be a qualifier for membership with the Democrats, so adopt them already! They can rub elbows with other prominent Democrats who have graced the party through history such as Gerry Studds, Barney Frank, Jim McGreevey and Mel Reynolds (who Clinton pardoned....that's our boy Bill!)
Speaking of the bombastic former president, this is the party who stood up for Clinton in the late 90's and dismissed all of his similar pecadillos with the classic quote: "its all about sex". Remember that little gem? Well it could be resurrected for Craig and Foley as they join their new party of hypocrites, the Democrat-Socialists!
Whatever happend to Foley anyway? Last I knew, he was attending alcohol rehabilitation just like our favorite Democrat, Patrick Kennedy. Remember him? He was the one who decided to become a crash test dummy with his Ford Mustang and taught us that driving your car and taking Ambien doesn't mix all too well!